Pizootz peanuts . . . Invented by the mad scientist Dr. Alfred P. Pizootz: boy genius, aerospace engineer and peanut pioneer! Pizootz peanuts are infused with natural flavors and zero artificial ingredients. So brilliant it literally took a rocket scientist to invent them! The king and queen of the dinner table. Table Salt and his mistress Pepper have been together for nearly ever it seems. Like lady and Macbeth, Lady and her Tramp, some random lady and her cat, it is a love story for all time, and never the twain shall part.